Tap. We'll pirate you.THE PIRATE AIAARRRRR I
Seven seas. One wicked mind.
Say it like plunder: ARRRRR… AI.
No fare. No taxman. Plenty of ARRRRR.
01 — Hail
Ask like you mean to live
Mutiny, rum, a map that lies — or how to pack and say sorry. Speak. The mate answers in the hold, not from a rented brain.
Yarns for sport
Yarns for living
02 — Come aboard
Scratch your name in the book
Your name, a bird-address, a pirate name. The book keeps a line, not a cabin key. We don't guess a people from what you were called at home — claim a culture only if you want names from it.
03 — Pirateify
Coming SoonSteal this face. Yours next.
Tap was the oath. Now bring a likeness. We keep it on this device, we don't read a people in it, and the painter is still in the fog — Coming Soon. We will not counterfeit a portrait.
Your photo
Coming SoonWhen generation ships, it will keep your face and the navy-and-gold flyer manner. Not a clown. Not a stereotype kit.
Pick the look
We twist the name you typed. We will not guess a people from it or from a photo. We do not read this from the photo or from your given name.
Suggested pirate names
04 — The ship
What rides with AARRRRR I
Hail, a berth, and a classy portrait still in the fog. The name is the long ARRRRR, then AI. If it is not built, we say so.
The mate
Ask a real question. Get a course with salt on it. The mate lives in this hold — no rented brain.
Chart the prize
A map, a mark, a rumor. No live navy. Do not steer a real ship by this.
Hold a berth
Name, bird-address, pirate name. A scratch in the book — not a cabin key, not a confirmation bird.
Pirateify
Your face. A classy flyer look. The painter is still in the fog. We will not counterfeit a portrait.
05 — The till
Doubloons we do not take
These prices are painted on the hull. No till, no invoice, no checkout. We will not pick your pocket from this page.
Deckhand
In the holdRead the flyer. Hail the mate. Scratch a berth. No fare.
0doubloons
- This pirate flyer
- The mate in the hold
- A scratch in the book — not a cabin key
Fictional pricing only. No payment is taken here.
Captain
Coming SoonDaily use, when there is a ship to bill for.
49doubloons / month
- Intended daily-use workspace
- Passage notes and chart reading, once built
- No till on this flyer
Fictional pricing only. No payment is taken here.
Fleet
On the HorizonMore than one vessel, later — if the fleet ever gathers.
By arrangementdoubloons
- Intended multi-vessel notes
- Shared logs, once built
- No merchant is staffed yet
Fictional pricing only. No payment is taken here.